illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

3liza:

be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14

"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too