A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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elyshaistakingover: A lot of people this time of year talk about how they are going to change so much, and make all these new years resolutions for themselves that they never go through with. Honestly, I’m just trying not to screw up. The End. But you’ll always be a screw-up in my eyes, Elysha.
When girls online complain about how they miss...
“My boyfriend is at work today. :( :( :( I miss him already” YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD? I HAVE TO PAY TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND. AND HE’S ON TOUR. SO STFU
"It's the exact plot of Mrs. Doubtfire."
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
pughugz replied to your post: pughugz replied to your post: It’s only been a… they wear sweatshirts with wolves on them -.- haha I legit laughed out loud at this. Is it wrong to wear wolf sweatshirts, Michelle?
pughugz replied to your post: It’s only been a semester and I am starting to… same here Michelle, from what you’ve told me about the hipsters at Macalester they seem like genuinely annoying cunts.
juiceboxoverlord replied to your post: It’s only been a semester and I am starting to… Oh Linda. Why must all the bad things happen to you? LOL the universe obviously hates me because I’m exceptionally fly.
It’s only been a semester and I am starting to detest the people at UTD the way I detested the people at Debakey. It has gotten to the point where I’ve realized that these people aren’t annoying cunts and that the problem is with me. So for this new year I’m going to learn to tolerate others who are not like me.
That moment when your parents actually say yes
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Long post is long Back in the myspace days it was “random.” I recall a few years back that everyone and their cat would describe themselves as random and that was a way that girls would try to tell the world that were different and unique from their peers. Today it’s awkward. It’s no longer just a gripping social disease; it is now a way that girls can implicitly tell the...