I remember when I first joined tumblr I was like
mcsykes: imadifferenter: And now I’m just like TUMBLR ALL DAY. That GIF, omg crying.
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the...
petriethedino: Even worse, once I’m about my put my plate in the sink, she asks me to finish them up.
If the Glee kids' voices were on GPS's:
Rachel: I highly suggest you should take a right.
Tina: T-t-take a r-r-r-ight.
Finn: I think you're supposed to take a right..?
Puck: If you wanna get into my pants, I think you should take a right.
Mercedes: Awh, HELL to the nah, take a left.
Artie: C'mon, yo, take a right!
Santana: This is stupid.
Quinn: You wanna be my man? Take a right.
Sam: Lor Menari, take a right.
Brittany: When I took a right, I thought I was going left.
Mike: Take a right to get to my abs.
Blaine: If you are feeling like it is time to turn your vehicle, please feel free to advance starboard and continue on your calculated route whilst I direct you to your location.
Kurt: You're as lost as Brittany in a hay maze.
THERAPIST is formed from the words THE RAPIST.
You know you're a nerd when...
You’re sitting in class, doing your work, and getting the answers correct like And then you hear someone yell out the wrong answer, and you’re like
I ship damian and myself.
When someone leaves you in charge
Today I had to go run an errand around the Medical center and when I got to my destination I felt so independent. I didn’t get kidnapped and I didn’t get hit by a car. And as I was walking back, Gold Forever came on my ipod and I was like “Fuck yeah! I’m a strong black woman and I don’t need no man!”
Everybody has that 1 friend that is a little too...
Sabari just called me to ask if a line in...
I hate that a new Transformers movie is coming out...
And I have yet to get over my fear of cars that turn into Robots.
How to be cool: NigaHiga style!
carlamars: Drink! Be in clubs! Be a cat daddy! And, curse everywhere!
Your fifteen day highschool memories challenge
five : who was that guy ? Well before I begin let me just say that I was a complete slut in middle school. During the two years I spent in middle school, I dated a total of five guys (which is a lot by my standards). I don’t count my 6th grade year as part of my eligible dating years because in sixth grade I was a total fob and no one could understand my accent enough to want...
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a...
10 Day Ipod Shuffle challenge
First song to come on your shuffle – why is it on your iPod, what significance does it hold? The Start of Something - Voxtrot Okay this is actually a good one. I first heard this song in tenth grade. I had missed my bus and I went home with Sahifah. This was not the best idea because when my mom drove all the way across town to pick me up, and she yelled at me from the moment we left...
Reblog if you wanna marry your icon.
Always did wanna marry a nice tall glass of milk.
Second day at work today...
and I managed to leave without causing any fires, radiation leaks, or exposure of any harmful pathogens to you civillians. So proud of myself.
200,000 teenagers get pregnant every year.
Reblog if you like pandas.
Some guy on America's Got Talent just did the...
Max George, what have you done?
"Lose My Mind" was just background music on...
inthewordsofs: I kinda fangirled for a moment