April 2012
“Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.”
– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via peetasfakeleg)
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
do you ever cry because you’re not british
March 2012
1 tag
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
I woke up today with a $39 charge on my debit card from Amazon. When I called them I found out that my Amazon Student free trial had been upgraded without my knowledge. What the fuck, Amazon, what the fuck?
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looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
secretlychinese:
i like watching my strange addiction because it’s like ‘hey i cry about bands but that lady is addicted to smelling doll heads’
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I feel so uneasy when I stalk people on facebook while I’m here at school because I am using the university’s public internet and I feel as if someone is monitoring everything and they now know the kind of person I am.
