whitefolk: melpeezy: wat do canadians give thanks for being so close to america
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
beyoncebeytwice: i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
I don't want to freak anyone out, but there are...
jewsbox: when ur stomach growls in class and everyone thinks u farted
Went to HCC today and got some Asian guy’s number.
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
thorhead: can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though “spell mummified” “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle” “are you high”
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police:...
Jay: Some of the things we love about America are...
Tom: TACO BELL!!!!
Jay: American bars...
Nathan: Aw, rub it in!
Jay: Hahaha, if you're over 18..eer..21.
Nathan: Right, okay.
Max: I like that they have bears AND sharks.
Jay: That's true.
Max: How cool is that? What countries have that now? Bears AND sharks!
Jay: We have no real predators here, it's pretty boring. There's only so much a sheep can do...