epic-curious: irubyoutoo: mrjackles: ...
iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...– Anais Nin (via lovesholiday)
wavesofpureemotion: dualpaperbags: bendthelight: omg at first I was like “awwww” and then the music started and i died Hahahah seriously guys watch it is the cutest thing ever.
dudesranch: if you don’t drink you’re not better than people who do if you do drink you’re not better than people who don’t if you don’t smoke you’re not better than people who do if you smoke you’re not better than people who don’t if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry
The only reason white people think being called a ‘white person’ is racist, or...– Omar Sankofa (via loveyourchaos)
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
ethiopienne: “i’m not homophobic, i just think gay people shouldn’t—” “i know i’m white, but i don’t see anything wrong with saying nig—” “you’re so pretty for a dark—” “yeah i’ll use your preferred pronouns, but you weren’t born a —” “if women didn’t want sex, why would they—”
I just had a dream that someone told me that I wasn’t going to get into medical school and I kept screaming at them that I would. They eventually just left, laughing at the how I’d managed to convince myself I would. omg it was scary. P.S. I’ve noticed that the more time I spend on tumblr, the more I use “omg” in my posts omg.
during a concert
me: they're real
me: they're REAL
me: I'm gonna puke
me: I love them
me: I'm going to cry
me: they're real
ladykokolet: mylesbiansensesaretingling: Unless you were going to say, “a continent comprised of 56 different countries, each with their own cultures, economies, languages and politics,” do not continue. No need for the extra stuff, unless you’re going to name all those countries and languages as well as define all those cultures, economies, and the politics right then and there. It’s a...
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
This is about my someday daughter, already stung stained with insecurity...– Katie Makkai (via losefatgainfit)
sassy-gay-porn-ads: if you dont think my icon is seductive then you’re wrong
And once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you...– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via enderkay)
thatfunnyblog: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
I'm looking for a mad man with a box.
snackparade: still waiting for the day that my favorite band’s tour bus breaks in front of my house and they have to use our phone
It saddens me to see girls proudly declaring they’re not like other girls –...– “I’m not like the other girls”, Claudia Gray Excellent article. I always end up thinking this when I see reblogs like that. Female competition is a horrible, poisonous thing (that I’ve only recently gotten over engaging in, and I am much happier for it). (via birdwithapeopleface)
sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: it’s gettin’ hot in here so take your laptop off of your lap and put it on a flat surface, you don’t want that to overheat
omg I forgot to tell you guys this story. On my very first day at UTD, I was standing in the lobby and some guy started talking to me. In the middle of the conversation he asked for my number and he was from Houston, so I figured I could use a friend from the same place in case I ever needed to go home. Note: When I first moved in, the key for my dorm didn’t work and it took a while to...
theycallmetsweezy: adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it” OMFG SCREAMING