i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
i am sick of wearing graphic t shirts and having the picture on them all stretched out bc of my boobs
STOP IT BOOBS
Why isn’t an Olympian parents’ reality tv show in the works?
Like what the heck America, I am disappointed in you.
- Mariah: Oh my goddamn. I'm at cracker barrel and there is a vampire here!
- Me: Lol what the heck?
- Mariah: Swear to God. Dark hair and his skin is fucking baby smooth porcelain. Oh and shit, I've literally made eye contact about six times so this could by my last night as a human...
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
with movie posters written in comic sans
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
New rule: All male participants must now, as it was in the Grecian Olympics, perform all sports completely nude.