Love is like an orange, peel it. Don't bit into it

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

sodamnrelatable:

I’m just like:

via sodamnrelatable

aslongasiknowhowtolund:

i am sick of wearing graphic t shirts and having the picture on them all stretched out bc of my boobs

STOP IT BOOBS

garrythethird:

lovenotes333:

dark-homer:

The Olympics is like sex

It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort

what kind of sex have you been having?

The best kind

Why isn’t an Olympian parents’ reality tv show in the works?

Like what the heck America, I am disappointed in you.

twentyytwopointeightmiles:

canieatthisshit:

polterpastry:

gladosisbestpony:

Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber

Sponsored by Crocs

and internet explorer

with movie posters written in comic sans

chachipistachis:

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

with all the force of a great typhoon wait that’s not right

trevorlol:

New rule: All male participants must now, as it was in the Grecian Olympics, perform all sports completely nude.

aleetlepinch:

she’s all, “Don’t hate the player. Hate the game,” and I’m like, “Shut up, Grandma! I hate you AND I hate Bingo Night.”