Linda. 19.Texas.I’m obsessed with North Korea and if it’s not on Netflix, I can’t be bothered. Blogger by day, blogger by night. I am also a Onesie enthusiast. Sometimes I attempt to be funny on my Twitter Tumblr (3.0; @milk-a-what)http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/563c1d1936cef58ddf8e096b116d899f/tumblr_mkyh9hh6ub1rhwl4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/485fdc06b7ad628dc0c6e161098e466a/tumblr_mkyh9hh6ub1rhwl4ko2_r4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51101788633http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51101788633Wed, 22 May 2013 17:43:21 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ikeapunx.tumblr.com/post/46407295078/needs-affection-and-assorted-fresh-fruits" target="_blank">ikeapunx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*needs affection and assorted fresh lasagnas*</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51098244482http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51098244482Wed, 22 May 2013 16:56:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lohp0tZfom1qamfduo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51094591885http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51094591885Wed, 22 May 2013 16:08:49 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megvsshark.tumblr.com/post/48012118656/trishhyy-when-a-girl-changes-her-clothes-in" target="_blank">megvsshark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trishhyy.tumblr.com/post/28117364498/when-a-girl-changes-her-clothes-in-front-of-you" target="_blank">trishhyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned</p> </blockquote> <p>Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51091015374http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51091015374Wed, 22 May 2013 15:22:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2418f76600da5e93053fd7e21d2354c8/tumblr_mmrn9lK6uh1qbfe1wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/post/50389698164/banana-by-the-each" target="_blank">borlax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Banana by the each</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51087576897http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51087576897Wed, 22 May 2013 14:34:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58c98b2a1cf1d66c0fba59c4fa995585/tumblr_mn2uu2kPRu1rdxid9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b96616915d5878c4f4a6fd34f23c781d/tumblr_mn2uu2kPRu1rdxid9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b5ca06dc4597972637166f789d71dd2/tumblr_mn2uu2kPRu1rdxid9o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51086175756http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51086175756Wed, 22 May 2013 14:14:12 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sorryforpartybarackin.tumblr.com/post/49997192654/oh-sexually-active-i-thought-you-said" target="_blank">sorryforpartybarackin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51084469878http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51084469878Wed, 22 May 2013 13:47:40 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://they-call-me-wonder-woman.tumblr.com/post/51044132779/h0odrich-its-mad-depressing-when-u-eat-the" target="_blank">they-call-me-wonder-woman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h0odrich.tumblr.com/post/51024935749" target="_blank">h0odrich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth</p> </blockquote> <p>This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51084406322http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51084406322Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49d76b8e83eed0f2339af0f5ee82c6a1/tumblr_mmyhbkALlB1qdubc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flyestfemales.tumblr.com/post/51027559487/flyestfemales" target="_blank">flyestfemales</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://flyestfemales.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">flyestfemales</a></p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051975020http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051975020Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:33 -0500hot damn<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craplos.tumblr.com/post/51045848497/ladies-be-careful-when-u-wear-spaghetti-straps" target="_blank">craplos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051505969http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051505969Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b2c35666a5f87c0950e2e8450fe4ab4/tumblr_mn6pd6nkNN1qjeqwxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mumfordandsonsblog.tumblr.com/post/51051334519" target="_blank">mumfordandsonsblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mumford & Sons’ set list from the first concert of the Summer Stampede Tour at Calgary’s Scotiabank Saddledome on 21st May, 2013</p> <p>Photo courtesy of <a href="https://twitter.com/MyLeatherJacket/status/337072413063929856" target="_blank">@MyLeatherJacket</a> on twitter.</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051404452http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51051404452Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:54 -0500omg omgdust bowl dance<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaspim.tumblr.com/post/51038996827/dating-is-so-awkward-whoever-my-future-gf-may-be" target="_blank">vaspim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dating is so awkward. Whoever my future gf may be, I never wanna meet your parents. Your ass better be a damn orphan. That’s my new policy I only date orphans</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51050048180http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51050048180Tue, 21 May 2013 23:53:13 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honksy.tumblr.com/post/50899079663/on-my-deathbed-nurse-do-you-have-any-last" target="_blank">honksy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*on my deathbed*</p> <p><strong>nurse:</strong> do you have any last words</p> <p><strong>me:</strong> i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….</p> <p>*the light goes out of my eyes*</p> <p>*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*</p> <p>*the paper says one word only*</p> <p>“sike”</p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51049520187http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51049520187Tue, 21 May 2013 23:43:53 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vocaroo.tumblr.com/post/42046064717/this-is-the-most-polite-porn-pop-up-advertisement" target="_blank">vocaroo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6bc7ad71f80ea0754749bed5e0515c7d/tumblr_inline_mhk9c1RWcl1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51047618736http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51047618736Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:02 -0500so english<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9dfd14a784e3c87595728feb979abf6/tumblr_mn4p9wCQKU1so9bbro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f718462de684c0da93252457a23143c/tumblr_mn4p9wCQKU1so9bbro3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/218e7289ee1061e73fe49879ce2ee95f/tumblr_mn4p9wCQKU1so9bbro4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7be6471361bbead7a6b371ab96a980d/tumblr_mn4p9wCQKU1so9bbro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046991832http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046991832Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:20 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/50995586811/cinematicshit-i-love-arrested-development-but-i" target="_blank">thebluthcompany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinematicshit.tumblr.com/post/50977019029/i-love-arrested-development-but-i-have-no-love-for" target="_blank">cinematicshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show. </p> </blockquote> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7200a95ae55231cf2e4defc41d2c450a/tumblr_inline_mn5p7kFbjW1qz4rgp.jpg"/></em></p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046588406http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046588406Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:14 -0500““You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.””<br/><br/> - <em>Deepak Chopra (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://13thmoon.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">13thmoon</a>)</em>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046444213http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046444213Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbry6wcdzH1r73bw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://donutlikeu.tumblr.com/post/43606459077/scraggay-slam-nunk-the-score-is-6-to-nun" target="_blank">donutlikeu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scraggay.tumblr.com/post/43604815390/slam-nunk" target="_blank">scraggay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>slam nunk</p> </blockquote> <p>the score is 6 to nun </p> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046413547http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51046413547Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:37 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chafing-nipples.tumblr.com/post/50216365795/dangermat-when-bananas-rot-they-secrete-stuff" target="_blank">chafing-nipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dangermat.tumblr.com/post/50213672090/when-bananas-rot-they-secrete-stuff-that-makes" target="_blank">dangermat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster<br/>that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide<br/>bananas commit murder suicide</p> </blockquote> <div>that’s pretty fucking metal</div> </blockquote>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51044403144http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51044403144Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:02 -0500its called ethylene gas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dc26cbdbab63196a645ed61f65e10a5/tumblr_mmnw2r4X2C1qkwx38o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51040706723http://milk-a-what.tumblr.com/post/51040706723Tue, 21 May 2013 21:38:59 -0500