Another post where I complain about stuff
Love is like an orange, peel it. Don't bit into it
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Back in like 7th grade there was a rapper called Hurricane Chris and I once tried to search for him on wikipedia and it said “Did you mean Tropical storm Chris?” I’m still laughing at that
*logs off facebook*
So tonight a repressed memory popped into my head when I started thinking about all the ex boyfriends that don’t talk to me anymore bc of dramatic/awkward breakups and such (3 out of 7)
Anyone know if it’s better to get a real bow tie or if a clip-on is okay as well?
My roommate spent 5 minutes ranting about people who have myspace names on their facebooks so I just changed her middle name to Linkinpark. Let’s see how long it takes her to notice.
Last week, a family in Dallas contacted me about tutoring their kid and I just received an email from the father. He apparently lost his bank card in the UK and wants to know if I can send him $1500 to settle some loans. What the actual fuck?
For the 50th anniversary episode, I hope Matt Smith regenerates into David Tennant.
I’m reading my criminology book and apparently there’s a county in California called yolo county.
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