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  • Me: I'm waiting for you
  • Sabari: Sorry, I was listening to Bon Iver and took and unintentional nap.

My phone has attitude problems. She thinks that she is a smart phone and started to have the battery life of a smart phone.

- Sabari

So my mom bought me another bag of candy. I can’t do it anymore. It’s too much. The only logical conclusion is that they’re trying to fatten me up and eat me.

- Sabari

Mar 3

Sabari and I are playing “Who would you rather do?” Debakey teacher + staff edition. This is hilarious. 

  • Sabari: How come when I type in "indian hair" on Google images all I see are black people?
  • Me: Because Black people like Indian hair more than Indians.
  • Me: You know what song reminds me of you? U R man.
  • Sabari: If there was a song called Jackass, it would remind me of you.
Jan 9

Shoutout to the guy who discovered curry.

crimsoncreature:

You’re a fucking genius.

(Source: synicalsycamores)

Dec 9

I just ruined Sabari’s day by breaking the news to her that Kristen and Rob are apparently getting married.

Dec 1
pughugz replied to your post: Everyone go check…
it’s beautiful

haha I know! Sabari says she’s in love with Bennett.